K.T. Noire

BACK THE FUCK UP.

Is that an online contest link?

YOU FUCKING BET IT IS. HOLY FUCK.

Apparently, some fucking douchebag at Next wants people to do his job for him, and find a new model. Holy fuck, he’s lazy.

BUT.

There’s this cool as fuck dude in the contest, goes by the name of Drew. He needs you to vote like a motherfucker so he can be stylin’ all over everyone at the finals. 

HOLY FUCK.

That’s what the judges will say when they see him at the finals you’re going to help him get to.

Bitches are gonna be all “Vote Drew” when they see this classy motherfucker. Seriously, dude’s wearing a white tie. You know who else owns a while tie? BARACK FUCKING OBAMA. Shit man, voting for Drew is like you’re voting for Obama, and Obama is a fucking bro.

FUCKING WATER.

That’s what Drew is standing in front of. Looks like a fucking lake. And he’s all like “I fucking love lakes”, because damn, that man loves his lakes. 

So, fucking vote for Drew. It’s the only way to be as fucking awesome as he is.